SEEN IN THE WILD

Brands, nonprofits, and creators across Maryland (and beyond) are already using Digital DNA to shift from digital noise to clarity.

DECODE

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WHAT YOU GET

BEHAVIOR MAP

How your audience really moves through your site.

CONVERSION FIXES

Quick wins that boost ROI tomorrow.

PSYCH INSIGHTS

Data-driven design backed by cognitive psychology.

Not for Everyone. Perfect for You.

Small businesses sick of throwing cash at ads with no ROI.

Creatives and nonprofits who need clarity, not chaos.

Founders who want strategy without selling out.

DECODE

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Stop guessing. Start hacking your digital DNA to build systems that convert chaos into clarity.

YOUR BRAND HAS A BRAIN. TIME TO DECODE IT.

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The Blueprint Beneath the Clicks

Behind every bounce, scroll, and abandoned cart is a pattern. Your website is already telling you why people convert—or why they don’t. Our Digital DNA Test™ is a behavioral SEO + UX audit that splices data, design, and psychology into a roadmap you can actually act on.

DECODE YOUR BRAND

What exactly is the Digital DNA Test™?

It’s not another fluffy quiz. It’s a research-backed audit that splices your website’s analytics, SEO signals, and behavioral design into one raw map of what’s working (and what’s bleeding you out). Think of it as your brand’s genetic code—decoded, punk-style.
How long does it take?

The test itself is instant—we pull in your data the second you book. Your full report drops within 1-2 business days,
Do I need tech skills to use this?

Nope. You don’t have to be a coder, marketer, or UX nerd. We translate the chaos into plain English (with some zine-style flair). You’ll get clear steps you—or your team—can take without needing a PhD in algorithms.
What happens after I get the report?

You can: Run with the roadmap yourself and make changes. Bring us in for done-for-you fixes (site, SEO, automation, the works). Or use it as your playbook to keep agencies honest. Bottom line: you’ll finally know what moves the needle instead of guessing.
Who is this not for?

If you’re hunting for vanity metrics, overnight millions, or a “set it and forget it” magic button, this isn’t your scene. We work with founders who actually care about their craft—and want systems that last.
Is it really worth it for a small biz or nonprofit?

Hell yes. Especially for you. Big corporations can burn cash on ads until they brute-force conversions. You can’t. That’s why decoding your DNA is the fastest way to stop wasting money and start making smart moves with what you’ve already got.